Look! I have a blog.

And you, well, you're reading it.  What does that mean?

I'll tell you what it means.  It means that

1.  I got off my lazy ADD riddled ass and concentrated long enough to write something

2.  You were either invited to read it, OR you're so desperate for entertainment you were blog surfing and accidentally landed here.  Either way you're stupider for having encountered this crap.  Good for you.

Now, seeing as this is my first post, I know it has to be super duper amazing and make you the reader go "Wow!  I'm so glad I found this blog.  I can now die knowing that I have encountered the most interesting person in the world, and was able to delve into his deepest, darkest, most intimate thoughts and feelings that he saw fit to share with the rest of humanity.  My life is now complete".  Sorry people, that sure as hell aint gonna happen here.  I have all this stuff rattling around in my brain and it’s begging to be put into print.  So in all honesty, I do hope you enjoy reading my blog as much as I plan to enjoy writing it.  Like marijuana, my intention is for it to be a “gateway” to the hard stuff (i.e. journalism, tech writing, basically any kind of “real” writing). 

Thanks,

Christopher

On a side note: Screw you grammar police, I will use colloquialisms such as "aint" and “gonna” in my postings when I damn well feel like it.  It's a blog for crying out loud, not "real" writing. (Look!  I used a big word.  I is so smart.)