Meet the waitstaff (people you will often read about in my posts. duh.):
The Kid - My kid (obviously). All you need to know about the kid is that she is awesome.
The BFF - My BFF
The Wife - The most amazing woman to ever grace me with her presence. My beautiful and wonderful wife. Get your own, this one is mine.
The Teenager - My wife's teenage sister that's living with us.
The Ex. - Figure it out.
