Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Based on my research, approximately 3 chords.
Q: What is the stupidest question anyone has ever asked you?
A: There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
Q: Why the name "The Dog Farts Cafe"?
A: The name is an homage to one of my favorite people in the world. There is a cafe in the building we worked together in, and one day she said the smell coming from it smelled like her dog's farts. From that day forward, that cafe was known as "Dog Farts".
