Disclaimers

This is a blog.  It is only a blog.

Any advice given on this blog is not to be taken, and it is highly recommended that you seek the help of a true professional if you are in need of actual help.

I will on occasion write about things that are important to me (i.e. mental health, writing, literature, parenting, etc.) and I will try to keep the juvenility and insults to a minimum and try in my own twisted way to dispense some words of wisdom (but I make no promises). 

I am not a doctor, nor have I ever played one on TV.  I did however stay at a Holiday Inn Express once, but it turns out it wasn't really a Holiday Inn Express it was actually a Motel 8 and I didn't even really stay there, I just made reservations and then decided not to go.  So for the love of Pete, if you are in need of medical advice GO SEE A FREAKIN' DOCTOR.

I am not an author, writer, or journalist, nor does my writing even slightly resemble anything remotely produced by a professional.  I am but another cyber idiot with a keyboard and an internet connection who thinks that his opinion is actually valid and may in some, albeit small way, be able to provide an ounce of entertainment or dissmeninate some actually useful information. 

The only thing I am qualified to dispense professional advice on is the troubleshooting and repair of personal computers (I actually have paper to back that statement up), but I won't, so don't ever (and I mean never) ask me anything that even slightly resembles a question about your computer because I will just delete your email and then set something on fire.